#21 missouri tigers

former team of quarterback Chase Daniel, who is now back-up QB for the New Orleans Saints.

also said (mostly by me and my father) to look like a registered sex offender.

it's really just the mustache.

hide yo kids

ANYWAYS...

colors: black and gold
conference: Big 12 - North
mascot: Truman the Tiger

likes other male tigers

coach: Gary Pinkel, tenth season with a mediocre 77-49 record. has taken Mizzou to seven bowls with only three wins. likes motorcycles.

"harley davidson enthusiast" were not the first words to come to mind

quarterback: #1 sophomore James Franklin, who's taking over for first-round NFL draft pick Blaine Gabbert. played a bit last season. he has an amazing arm, but to no surprise, it really depends on Missouri's offense to bring out his full capability. he also needs to build up speed. 
hottie index: 4/10

slightly alien-like

the low-down: soooo, Missouri had a pretty good season last year. they went 10 and 3, including a win against the Sooners. that's pretty embarrassing for us. they did lose their bowl game, though, against Iowa. they're returning 27 starters this year, and if Franklin steps it up, they're going to do great. they're ranked first in Big 12 North, but that's only because all the better teams are in Big 12 South, and they have to play 'em - Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas A&M, maybe even Texas Tech (who beat them last year in an upset), Baylor... actually, now that i think about it, Missouri's fucked.
first game: Miami (Ohio) at home. easy warm-up win for the Tigers.