why i hate them: they beat the Sooners in 2005 in what was their first home loss under coach Bob Stoops.
therefore they suck.
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| that is an ugly ass motherfucker |
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| ugh jebus you're ugly |
colors: purple and white
conference: Mountain West Conference. apparently it is a real thing. includes teams like Air Force, San Diego State, etc.
mascot: Super Frog, who is absolutely disgusting
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| please tell me what those things are attached to his arms |
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| SOMEONE SAVE THAT CHILD |
coach: Gary Patterson, 11th year. Has a pretty good record at TCU: 98-28.
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| it is hard to look intimidating if you wear glasses. FOUR EYES |
quarterback: Casey Pachall, played back-up for recently signed Cincinnati Bengal Andy Dalton last year and is finally getting his chance this year.
hottie index: a new low, 2/10
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| ugh get prettier |
the low-down: they had a perfect season last year and went 13-0. they were the first non-BCS (meaning they come from a weird-ass conference) school to go to the ROSE BOWL, in which they beat Wisconsin 21-19. so if they were literally perfect last year, why are they only ranked 15th? they had an amazing defense last year and kept opponents from scoring against them. BUT they lost their star quarterback, and we don't know yet how ugly new quarterback will do. they've got an easy schedule, save for Boise State and Air Force, but any team would be lucky to have to only worry about those two. as a result, they'll have a good record and probably make it to a good bowl, maybe even a BCS bowl.
first game: Baylor (the black sheep of the Big 12) away. interesting game, since Baylor is actually not hilariously awful for the first time in years. will give a good look at how good TCU's offense/new QB will be. i'm gonna call my first upset and give it to Baylor, just for fun.
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