#14 arkansas razorbacks

a razorback, ladies, is essentially a pig. a wild boar, to be exact.

kinda cute, right? no...

also a film made in 1984 about a wild, vicious pig who terrorizes the Australian Outback.

well i know what's next on MY netflix queue! you know ittttt

colors: cardinal (which is douchespeak for red) and white

conference: SEC - western

mascot: Razorback. creative, right?

WHY YOU SO ANGRY

coach: Bobby Petrino, fourth year. former head coach of the NFL Atlanta Falcons. 

i can't explain it, but he's just so pleasant. makes me happy.

quarterback: #8 junior Tyler Wilson. played back-up last year and started several games when star quarterback Ryan Mallett got injured. did relatively well.

hottie index: 6/10... partly because i couldn't find enough pictures to decide what he actually looks like and partly because i feel bad for being so critical of other players.

sideburns

the low-down: coming off of an admirable 10-2 regular season but a disappointing Sugar Bowl loss to Ohio State, Arkansas is still in a pretty good place (also the loss was voided because Ohio State is full of tattooed idiots). no one expected much from them last season once Mallett (now a New England Patriot) got injured, and they did better than expected. but Arkansas is very much an offense team and lacks in defense, which will be a problem in their difficult conference games. people seem pretty confident in Tyler Wilson, but they just lost their best running back ever, Knile Davis (sweet first name, right?) to a season-ending injury. the Razorbacks will have to watch out for Alabama, Texas A&M, Auburn, maybe Miss St., LSU... 

first game: Missouri State at home. easy winnnnnn.