8.30.2011

#8 oklahoma state cowboys

in my hometown, Oklahoma State is where all the dumber kids go if they don't go to University of Oklahoma.
the Sooners and Cowboys have a pretty big rivalry that we call BEDLAM.
that is all.


colors: orange and black
conference: Big 12 - South babyyyy
mascot: Pistol Pete WHO IS THE SCARIEST AND RAPIEST MASCOT EVER TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF
OH MY GOD YOU GIVE ME NIGHTMARES
coach: Mike Gundy, sixth year. HE'S A MAN. HE'S 40. WATCH THIS VIDEO TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. basically, Coach Gundy got SUPER pissed when a news article criticized one of his quarterbacks for his performance in a loss game to Texas Tech. HE WENT APESHIT and this video went viral. i personally liked Mike Gundy a lot more after this press conference. but then i read this and changed my mind.


I'M A DRAMATIC MAN

quarterback: #3 senior Brandon Weeden, WHO IS 27 YEARS OLD!!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ANCIENT!!! HE IS A 27-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE SENIOR CAN ANYONE HERE ME OUT THERE I'M GOING CRAZY ADHGBAKFGBASD
hottie index: 3/10
expecting a grandchild in the fall
the low-down: they had an 11-2 season last year - guess who those two losses were? Oklahoma and Nebraska. they went on to beat Arizona in the Alamo Bowl. they've carved out a niche for themselves in the second tier of the Big 12, right under OU and Texas. they have an awesome wide receiver in Justin Blackmon, so offense shouldn't be too worrisome, but defense has some issues - only two starters are coming back for the D, and it's been a problem in the past, too. as good as the offense was, the team allowed an average of 26+ points per game. a shitty defense overpowers a good offense, so this needs to be fixed stat. some games the Cowboys need to worry about this year: Arizona, Texas A&M, Texas, and Oklahoma. derrrrr.
first game: Louisiana-Lafayette at home. are we just putting words together now?

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